It's that time again, folks!! EFF YOU FRIDAY!
She calls her 'style' garbage-chic...but I would just call it garbage. She claims one of her friends said she smells like a dirty shrimp diaper....WHAT? That's maybe the grossest thing I've ever heard. Why would you brag about that?! Take a fucking bath and get off my radio!! Kesha, EFF YOU!
Here is a video from one of her atrocious live performances so you can try to understand my hatred...WHY IS SHE FAMOUS, AND I AM NOT? The world is not fair.
Today I'm sending out a hearty EFF YOU to a new 'musical artist' named Ke$ha. I put musical artist in quotations because you'd seriously need to be on crack to call her aural assault 'music'.
Why do I hate her so much? Well...let me unravel the scroll....She's disgustingly dirty and gross looking, for one. Hey, I have a good idea, lets roll around in dirt, draw on myself with markers, and then sprinkle glitter on my body...THAT'S HOT!! Ps...Nice fuckin' rock horns with thumbs, you friggin poser. I read that before she became famous for her 'dance'? music, that she tried being a country artist, pop, rap, rock, and everything under the sun. To me, that just reeks of desperation and absolutely the opposite of authentic.
Here is a video from one of her atrocious live performances so you can try to understand my hatred...WHY IS SHE FAMOUS, AND I AM NOT? The world is not fair.
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